When you spend big bucks to get a nice new laptop, you may want to go an extra mile and disguise it so that some creepy thief doesn’t grab it. Here is one slick idea from Luckies of London that will set you back about $30 bucks.

A tattered envelope? Au contraire.

According to Luckie’s copywriters, the inside is lined in deluxe red silk and the case is shock protected, splash proof, writable and tearproof.

It also has sturdy velcro straps that will adjust to different sizes of laptops.

If the average thief was a bit smarter, he may wonder why such a hip person like yourself is carrying around a beat-up manila envelope.

But research shows that those who help themselves to other people’s things usually aren’t the brightest bulbs in the pack. So order it up.