If someone asks you why you are cleaning before the person paid to do cleaning comes to do the cleaning, you just know even if you answer the person, he isn’t going to get it. Your best bet is just to pretend you did not hear the question and go get some gelato.
Stevie Reynolds
IMAGINE THAT
Receptionist: How do you write women so well?
Melvin Udall: I think of a man, and I take away reason and accountability.
“As Good As it Gets” 1997
Jack Nicholson as Melvin Udall
Ha. Nice.