Here is something that you may well recognize. It comes in all kinds of colors, shapes, sizes and price ranges. It is the Impulse Buy.

This is a salt and pepper shaker in case you can’t make out the function of the egg-shaped orbs sticking out of this little guy’s pockets.

Somehow I thought it would be fun to take this on a picnic, a casual affair where I’d eat hard-boiled eggs and thick ham sandwiches on sourdough bread on a red and white checked tablecloth.

Not gonna happen.