Dear Abby,
1) A couple of women moved in across the hall from me. One is a middle-aged gym teacher and the other is a social worker in her mid-twenties. These two women go everywhere together and I’ve never seen a man go into or leave their apartment. Do you think they could be Lebanese?
2) I have a man I can’t trust. He cheats so much, I’m not even sure the baby I’m carrying is his.
3) I am a twenty-three year old liberated woman who has been on the pill for two years. It’s getting expensive and I think my boyfriend should share half the cost, but I don’t know him well enough to discuss money with him.
Excerpts from The Best of Dear Abby, 1981
Wow. Dear Abby really has her work cut out for her!
And to think these folks are probably eligible to vote.