Catapulted

I Wonder

If Kate’s sister was not Pippa,
would she be just a little less hipper?
Say, if her name was Pat, Jo or Jane,
would the crazy press be a lot more sane?

Pics of Pippa flood the air,
wherever she goes, it’s like I’m there.

I — for one, will be glad to see,
the day she marries a handsome marquis.